Class
Does NOT start at 1:05. Does NOT end at 2:05. Starting and/or stopping respectively between 1:10 and 2:00 is alright though! xD
Sanity
Refilled my Bart ticket to 26 dollars only to lose it right when I get on Bart. I swear the woman sitting near the door looked suspicious. She seen me lookin for it. If she had it, god, do me a favor and cut that bitch. Also waited in line behind this undeoderized man to find out I had to pay the fee it cost me to get to Daly city from MacArthur. Hence 30 dollars practically stolen from me. One deep breathe and a Kelly Clarkson song was all I needed. =]
OMGlee!!!
Fuckkk! I threw underwear I bought today in a public trash can! You bet your sweet ass I’m going back to dig for it!.. it was in a small underwear box lol. Please still be there!
These People Are Fucking Annoying
“You got change I can borrow for the bus” - “can I borrow your phone to call my girlfriend” “hey.. hey.. I know you can.hear me”… All homeless/jobless/stupid people
The things I go through cuz I use public transportation and walk through Oakland at 12am to get home.
Headphones = leave me the fuck alone!
Did I Just Fart?
On the bus. Need to fart. Being respectful and holding it in. But my fart is like TRYING to push itself out. So I’m doing all this weird movements with my butthole while I’m sitting down to keep it in. I hope no one can tell. Finally it stops trying to push out. About a min later all pressure has disappeared, but it almost felt as though I made a silent but deadly. I’m not sure if I actually farted.
WTF
There’s this annoying whistling on the bus. Its completely silent except for that whistle. If only I wasnt so nice I’d tell them to stfu.
I’m going to try doing this this year… I won’t call it a resolution cause then it’ll seem like a chore… but I’ll make an attempt to get into the habit of following this…
(Source: lovequotesrus)
Mamas Be Craycray
DMV takin HELLA long to call my number. Mom just walk up to one of the counters and started bitching at them.. They called my numer a min after. =] Oh mothers.



